What on Earth?!

Check out this video, sent to us by Perezcious reader Marisa Anzalone of New York, which features Pretty (Wo)man's East Coast, female counterpart - a topless woman wandering around NYC wearing a blonde wig and sporting a penciled-in mustache, and with a camera around her neck, as she rambles on about how she was in court AND the newspapers (above)!

Isn't she GLORIOUS?!

We wonder what she was in court for?! And why she hadn't graced our eyes with her beauty before this!

Tell us, bb! Tell us more about that beautiful soul of yours!

Oh man! We're sure that Secretary of State is just THRILLED to hear this!

Adult film star Sammie Spades, most famous for her work Big Butts Like It Big #8 and White Bubble Butts#4, started her career in porn AFTER she spent her college years working as an intern for then-senator Hillary Clinton!

Apparently, she was attending community college in 2006 when she met Clinton at a banquet, and then decided to apply to a summer internship, which she was accepted!

She explains:

"I was planning on becoming an attorney and then going into public office."

Of course, she ended up in porn, and has decided that it's a better way to pay the bills!

Hey! To each his or her own! Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

Well lookie here!

Somebody got a make-over, and is ALL ABOUT showing that shiz off!

Check out these very NSFW pictures of the new and improved Chris Crocker - whom you may remember as that whining transtastic YouTuber who became famous after his "Leave Britney alone!" YouTube video went viral, and is now planning on getting into gay porn - AFTER THE JUMP!

And he claims to be a TOP! LOLz!

According to his Tumblr:

I am doing a full-length porno this summer. Deal is in place.

Inneresting, indeed!

We're actually pretty impressed with how good-looking he is…but of course, then he opens his mouth and ruins everything!

Might want to keep it mum during the shoot, gurl! Ha!

Few things in life have actually rendered us speechless.

This is one of them.

Check out this truly ASTONISHING beauty who decided to snap an, ahem, 'intimate' photo of herself in her bathroom mirror WHILE two children sat closely by in the bathrub…AFTER THE JUMP!

WARNING: EXTREMELY NSFW!

Yeah. We apologize in advance.

It's just too good to NOT post! LOLz!

Wonder if the recipient of the sext noticed!
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Okay, what fresh hell is this?!

We didn't know that you could have a lazy nipple, but apparently, when it comes to Janice Dickinson, anything truly is possible!

Check out this extremely NSFW picture of the model all kinds of nekkid…IF YOU DARE AFTER THE JUMP!

Yeah. We're just going to leave it that.
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