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EXCLUSIVE! Andy Dick Exposes His Tucked In Peen And Humps Audience Member's Face During Act

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Once again, we are absolutely disgusted by Andy Dick.

Last we heard about Dick, he was being sued for battery and sexual abuse (of course).

Now, we've gotten a hold of some disturbing photos (above) of Dick exposing his tucked in peen during a show at Witz End in El Lay last week.

We're ALSO hearing that Andy aggressively humped an audience member's face during the show.

Why are clubs still allowing him to perform at their venues? He clearly needs help. LOTS of it.

Ugh.

Deplorable! Vivid Entertainment Offers Casey Anthony A Job In Porn!

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We really hope nobody would actually "enjoy themselves" to this! Can't we just stick to late night HBO and Cinemax shows???

As disturbing as this will sound, Vivid Entertainment's Steve Hirsch has contacted Casey Anthony's lawyer Jose Baez about offering her a job in porn. Yuck!

Here's what he had to say about it:

"Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life."

"We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot."

Hirsch hasn't heard back from Casey's lawyer yet, but he remains hopeful:

"I’m sure Baez and Casey are celebrating today, but I’m hoping to connect with him very soon."

Disgusting. We will cross as many body parts as possible that this doesn't happen. And if it does, we truly hope nobody will put money in Casey Anthony OR Vivid's pockets by watching her porn.

Go buy a Playboy magazine, or watch re-runs of The Pleasure Zone or something.

[Image via AP Images.]

The Biggest Sexting Fail EVER!

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Few things in life have actually rendered us speechless.

This is one of them.

Check out this truly ASTONISHING beauty who decided to snap an, ahem, 'intimate' photo of herself in her bathroom mirror WHILE two children sat closely by in the bathrub…AFTER THE JUMP!

WARNING: EXTREMELY NSFW!

Yeah. We apologize in advance.

It's just too good to NOT post! LOLz!

Wonder if the recipient of the sext noticed!
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Wow! TMI Mario Lopez!

To be circumcised or not to be circumcised? That is the question that Mario Lopez is WAY too comfortable discussing!

Check out the video (above) to see Mario divulge entirely too much information to Wendy Williams about his thoughts on circumcision.

And yes, in case you're wondering, you will learn whether or not Slater ever got circumcised.

TMI, Mario Lopez! Wayyyy TMI!

Did you illegally download Teen Anal Nightmare 2?

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9,729 peoples' faces are about to go bright red.

Porn company West Coast Productions is suing 9,729 BitTorrent users for illegal downloads of their cinematic masterpiece Teen Anal Nightmare 2.

And the moral of the story is - if you can't afford to buy it legally…find something else.

Shouldn't be TOO difficult to find a free video with similar subject matter online. Be smart about your porn watching, bbs!