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Katie Waissel's Hooker Grandmother Says X Factor Scandal Has Ruined Her Career!

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This really stinks!

X Factor finalist Katie Waissel's time on the reality competition was filled with scandal, especially when it was revealed late in the show that her grandmother, Sheila Vogel, was working as an escort through the website Vintage Vamps!

Unfortunately, Vogel has now revealed that the controversy has since ruined her career!

She explains:

'No, I don't, not at all. I don't think I cost her the X Factor. I think if anything, it's cost me. It's cost me a lot. And it's cost me my family. Katie joined the X Factor and went to the press. She has ruined my career. I'm afraid she has. But I still wish her well and I love her. I started because I live on my own and I was feeling lonely and I do feel lonely. I'd had two very happy marriages but unfortunately they'd both died of illnesses and it upset me very much. I'm on my own in flat and I was thinking I'd like to have a bit of male company as I'd always enjoyed male company. But some people might say why didn't you join a bowling club or go on an art course, you could meet nice gentlemen who could still take you out to dinner and the opera? But that's not quite me. I'm a little bit more outgoing. [Her Family] They can't get away from the fact that I am still their mother, their grandmother and I love them all. I would just like to see them all talking to each other and being happy together and not bickering with each other and give me the chance to explain. It's my private life and I don't think my private life has anything to do with them. I really don't. They have been very, very judgmental.'

Honestly, this woman makes a lot of sense!

It's certainly not for everyone, but if that's what she wants to do for a living, we don't think that anyone has the right to put her down for it!

She's clearly lived a long and full life, so we think everyone should let her have some fun!

And in honor of that, check out this NSFW werkin' shot of Sheila…AFTER THE JUMP!
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Guess Where 11% Of Brits Go To Find Sex?

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Facebook! Ha!

A new poll, aptly called The Big Sex Survey, confirms that 11% Brit borns admit to have finding people to bone on Facebook. (No word if the poking feature had anything to do with it.)

Other little fun, naughty tidbits learned from the poll:

50% of Brits enjoy "sexting" dirty thoughts to one another while 35% have attached nekkid pics of themselves to add to the fun!

A third of the people polled admitted to watching porn online, with one and three people claiming to be addicted to it without their partners even knowing.

Finally, the polls claims that 14 million Brits have gotten busy in a public place, with choice of venues ranging from malls, the outdoors and public restrooms! Icky! The Big Sex survey also learned that 6,552 times in their life, with the average session lasting 20 minutes.

Wowza! So, now you know everything about having sex with Brit! So log onto Facebook and get it done!

BBC Presenter Kristian Digby Died In Sex Accident

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Since BBC presenter Kristian Digby passed away in March, an investigation began to discover the cause of death. It seems he accidentally suffocated when a sex game went wrong.

He was found wearing only his boxer shorts and a trash bag over his head, which was held in place by a belt. Digby also had a can of ethyl chloride nearby.

Pathologist Dr Benjamin Swift said:

"Ethyl chloride is a local anaesthetic which can be used as a spray to anaesthetise an area. It has been reported as being used when inhaled to heighten the effects of pleasure.

After a few minutes [following the placement of the bag] when the amount of air you are breathing in the bag diminishes you will lose consciousness.
Air entrance into the bag would have been certainly diminished. I give the cause of death as plastic bag asphyxia."

Sad.

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Lostprophets Singer Sex Tape Photo A Fake??

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Earlier we reported that the heterosexual singer for Lostprophets, Ian Watkins, was showing us some serious peen suckage in a NSFW photo that was taken from a yet-to-be-released sex tape.

However, now Ian's reps are telling us that the photo was a fake. The original NSFW photo was taken from a home movie he and and his then girlfriend made back in May 2006. In the authentic photo, Ian is actually licking a strap-on that his girlfriend is wearing.

Check out both pictures after the jump and tell us what U think!
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A-Lister Allegedly Asked Reporter To Sign Sex Contract!!!

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Kinky! (But more so CREEPY!)

English TV personality Myleene Klass is creating quite a stir today, revealing to sources that almost six months ago, she was approached by a well-known A-List celebrity to enter into a sex contract with them!

Say what?!

Though she wouldn't name any names, she did reveal that the actor was a newly MARRIED Hollywood star and allegedly made his move while the two were having a business lunch. She explains:

"I met him a few times and when I went to interview him it was like something out of a film. We were having lunch and as the starter arrived he launched into it. I was like: "Bugger I've got main and dessert to go - I'm stuck here! Then his PA came over with a confidentiality contract. I just thought: "Oh my God, your poor wife."

Wowza! That's insane!

Myleene wouldn't explain the details of the sex contract, but did insist that she refused to sign the agreement as she didn't want to be a "marriage wrecker."

Well, that makes one person with some morality!

But hmm. We're very curious as to who this cheating scum could be! Any thoughts?

[Image via WENN.]