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EXCLUSIVE! Andy Dick Exposes His Tucked In Peen And Humps Audience Member's Face During Act

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Once again, we are absolutely disgusted by Andy Dick.

Last we heard about Dick, he was being sued for battery and sexual abuse (of course).

Now, we've gotten a hold of some disturbing photos (above) of Dick exposing his tucked in peen during a show at Witz End in El Lay last week.

We're ALSO hearing that Andy aggressively humped an audience member's face during the show.

Why are clubs still allowing him to perform at their venues? He clearly needs help. LOTS of it.

Ugh.

Pauly Shore Has A Porno-Licious Variety Show Coming To Sin City!

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He's the last person that we'd think to associate with porn stars, but whatever!

Pauly Shore is set to ride on the coat tails of the upcoming Adult Video News Awards - taking place at The Pearl at the Palms in Sin City - with his own TV gig taking place the following night, and on the same stage, called Pauly Shore's Vegas Is My Oyster Variety Show!

And despite his significantly lesser star power these days, he's managed to attract quite a cast for the event, inlcuding Bree Olson, Playboy Radio's Andrea Lowell, MTV's Amber Lancaster, Andy Dick, Charlyne Yi, Faizon Love, Tom Green, Bobby Lee, Dave Navarro, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the band Semi Precious Weapons, and "a never-before seen, R-rated Carrot Top!"

Shore explains:

"He was like, 'What the fuck am I gonna do on this show with all these girls?' He's got stuff about Ron Jeremy. He's got stuff on the porno thing. Then we started riffing. And (Top) goes, 'Oh my God, I've got an X-rated box I've never used!' He has tons of R-rated material he can do. He can say (expletive) and (expletive), and all these things he can do that no one's seem him do. He's excited. And I'm excited that he's excited. If I do something, I want to do it big, and I want to do it in Vegas. And I want it to be rock 'n' roll, and girls, and in your face, and an I-don't-know-what's-going-to-happen feel."

Bizarre! But we're also a little fascinated!

With such a variety of HIGHlarious - and some trashy - people, this has the potential to be pretty good!

But it also has the potential to be like Bio-Dome.

Here's hoping it's not, bb!

[Image via WENN.]

Andy Dick Kicked Out Of Porn Awards

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Not Cool, Andy. Seriously!

Andy Dick was kicked out of the Adult Oscars AVN Awards after harassing porn star Tera Patrick and drag queen Chi Chi LaRue.

Apparently, an hour before the ceremony began, Andy drunkenly made his way to their dressing room and wouldn't leave them alone.

Here's what a witness had to say about it:

"You couldn't understand what he was saying, but you could hear Chi Chi saying, 'Leave me alone!' Tera grabbed Chi Chi and went into another dressing room, but boom, there he was again. This happened three or four more times. He had a cup of beer, which kept spilling. Finally, this huge security guy came over, snatched the beer out of his hand, and said, 'That's it, we're going!' "

We do NOT approve. Here's more from a show rep:

"I questioned one of the guards, and he said Andy was being disorderly and pushing people."

This is really unacceptable behavior. Get yourself together, Andy. You're WAY too old to be pulling stunts like this.

Then again, there's really NO AGE where this behavior would be appropriate. Yuck.

[Image via WENN.]

Andy Dick Exposes His Peen During Drunken Meltdown!

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Oh boy.

Check out this NSFW peen shot of Andy Dick during an apparent public meltdown yesterday…AFTER THE JUMP!

According to sources, the troubled comedian not only got wrecked on beer, grabbed at a woman on the street, and chased a paparazzo…but all with his junk out of his pants!

By the time authorities were called, he had retreated back to his apartment.

YEESH.

Dr. Drew is not going to be pleased to see this.

And frankly, we're not either! PUT IT AWAY!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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Ashanti showed off a little more crotch than planned during a recent performance.

Check out the uncensored vageinousnes!

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