J-Woww Sluts It Up On Maxim


It seems J-Woww is really trying her best to sell her new line of ho-licious bikinis.
The designer reality star has just posed in South Beach for the new issue of Maxim magazine in what else but barely-there bikinis.
Here are some of the HIGHlights from her interview:
Which boasts a better grade of guidos, Long Island or the Jersey Shore?
The Long Island ones are good friends of mine and they’re more extreme in their guido-ness than Jersey ones. Sorry, Jersey!What’s the first thing you notice about a guy?
If he looks fresh. If he wears a white shirt, it should be crisp. Everything should be crisp, new, pressed, and not all wrinkled and worn.Do you like high-maintenance guys?
Nope. I know, shocker, right? I’m a tomboy. It takes me 20 minutes to get ready. I get ready faster than most of the boys on the show. Take pride in how you look, but never, ever take longer than me to get ready.Worst pickup line?
It wasn’t a line. To get my attention, this guy bit my shoulder. Thanks for ruining my night, guy!What’s your favorite bikini style?
Ruche. It’s a lacy style of stitching. The ruche goes into the butt crack, so it gives you a bigger-looking ass. Hot!Who’s your girl crush?
Megan Fox gives me a tingle. I like her ’cause she knows she’s hot and she’s a bitch about it. I’d totally make out with her.What’s your go-to BBQ food?
Wieners…with ketchup and relish.
Check out more of the photos below to see J-Woww suck on a popsicle and pose with some guidos.





Posted: July 20, 2010 at 11:19 am
